James Sbrolla

General Information
James Sbrolla's journey to this wiki page began in March of 2018 where he asked his daughter Rosie for a wikipedia page for his birthday in lieu of gifts since he is apparently an enigma of a person who does not want things. James Sbrolla was born on April 17 in Toronto Ontario to Cathy and Don Sbrolla. He is the middle child of 5 siblings, all of whom are unique in their own ways but none are quite as unique as James. James is both a gifted unicycle rider and player of sports including basketball and swimming and is a 6 time champion at the Sbrolla Olympics (Controversial and Objected against often by other members of his clan such as his son): this is not to be confused with the real olympics. James is a lover of the arts including drama productions that do not make any sense and have no ending by his daughter and a nice painting by his wife that she likes to pretend is bad. James is a supporter of educational children's television and is a strong advocate for those who identify as a major bread head lover (not to be confused with major bedhead from the big comfy couch), as well as Perry the Platypus. James' many hobbies include talking on the phone (this is separate from work talking on the phone), being the secondary uber driver and watching old movies produced by his brother in laws collection. James can often be found debating interesting topics as well as non interesting topics and he is enthusiastic about most things (this does not include shopping, talking about the Kardashian Jenner's and Riverdale.) James is a fan of the Toronto Raptors which he is often watching with Marites as well as other Toronto sports (this almost never includes the Toronto Rock which is a fake news team).